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(If you would like to respond to this posting -
please type WRITE FOR MOM in the heading,
attorney jobs West Kittanning PA
otherwise your to me will not be read
and will go directly to SPAM)
I am many things to many people.
In addition to being a full-time writer, a licensed high school Language Arts teacher, and the luckiest daughter in the world, I am also the full-time, , at-home caregiver to my amazing, beautiful, and awesome mom who suffered a major stroke on her birthday (!) last spring.
To help raise enough money so my mom can get the absolute best therapy available in our universe, I am reaching out to the universe and offering my God-given gifts as a writer for a nominal donation.
- for a donation of JUST $40 - I will write a cleverly-composed ad for you for CL so that more real people will respond to it and so that you can avoid all SPAM once and for all! Whether you want to advertise that you mow lawns, or babysit, or will carry a baby grand piano up a flight of stairs, or will run errands, I will write the posting that gets you noticed!
- for a donation of JUST $75 - I will completely rewrite and redesign your current resume, transforming it into a creatively-written, professional profile that will be unlike any other resumes from people in your industry. Even if you don't have an old resume - I can still help you for just $75.00 ~ just type out and me where you've been and what you've done - any schooling, volunteer work, and the kind of job you want, and I will use that "makeshift " resume and transform it for you into a jaw-dropping resume. In addition, I will write a cover letter for you from scratch that matches the new resume in wording and layout. Normally, my fee to rewrite a resume is $99 PER PAGE. I am offering to do this project for a nominal donation because I desperately need to raise the money to pay for my mom's hyperbaric oxygen therapy - HBOT - ($ per session 40 sessions) and acupuncture ($ per home visit). Please let me create a BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, ONE-OF-A-KIND, EYE-CATCHING, PROFESSIONAL, CREATIVE resume AND COVER LETTER for you for a donation of just seventy-five dollars. I will even send it to you in TWO completely different formats - one format that you can to potential employers or print and snail out (or to take with you on your interviews) and the second format to post easily on CL.
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- for a donation of JUST $ - I will do a FULL RESUME PACKAGE for you - I will interview you via (to find out where you've been in your life and where you want to be), then I will craft an awesome resume, cover letter, and matching reference sheet from scratch for you - no old resume needed; in addition, I will give you 3 different opportunities to proof the work and have me make anyall changes you request; I will send you everything in an easily-accessible WORD format - all for a nominal donation of just $. Visit any resume website on the internet - and all their layouts look the same - basic templates jazzed up with some color on a border or box and some fancy fonts! You don't need a graphic designer, you need a WRITER, a wordsmith, a word surgeon, a word mixologist - to take your life experiences and your goals and transform them into a cool concoction that makes the reader want to know more about you. You will NOT find my customized layouts anywhere but in your hands! (So please don't ask me to send you "free" samples of my creative work; my resume packages normally sell for $).
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-for a donation of JUST $, I will write a $ feature article about you or your business; you can use it on your website, in your press kit, marketing folder, or on a flyer to distribute to potential employers. I will interview you and I will give you 3 proofing opportunities on the feature article (something your local newspaper reporter would never let you do IF a reporter was even interested in writing about youyour business) - all for a donation of $.
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-for a donation of JUST $, I will write a press release for you - telling the world in a creative and interesting way about a new product, service, promotion, or event happening at your business!
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-for a donation of JUST $, I will rewrite your website for you (up to 5 pages, including a FEATURE article about your business, the ABOUT US section, BIOs about key personnel, andor whatever else you would like).
you can visit my websites to check out all my professional writing services and read about me and my family and see that, indeed, i am a real person!
my website blueflamingoproductions is a brochure-style website that describes the various writing services I offer.
my website gettingfiredandotherblessings is an ever-changing website with new, informative work and life-related content added on a regular basis (be sure to turn the volume up!)
As you will discover when you visit my websites, I have been a professional writer with a professional, established full-service writing firm for over 20 years; I have written all kinds of projects for all kinds of clients, from politicians, NFL players, international-recording artisits, and police chiefts to dancers, dog trainers, surgeons, sailors, and everything in between!
While all reputable professions, I am NOT a former salesman, ex-banker, past HR manager, or unemployed mortgage specialist now deciding to write resumes; I am a full-time writer blessed with the ability to craft customized, head-turning, jaw-dropping projects from scratch for clients from across the country.
YOU KNOW YOU need a new resume OR could use a feature article written about you. Now is your chance to get an amazing one WHILE helping another human being recover fully from a debilitating stroke. Hire me to create a goosebump-inflicting resume or article for you that will make you stand out from the crowd; make a donation and know that you, personally, have profoundly and wonderfully enhanced and improved the life of a girl and her mom while simultaneously changing the course of your own life.
God has put you on my life's path right now, in this moment. Why else would you have picked this posting to read this far?
You need a new resume, YOU KNOW THAT; I need to raise enough money to get my mom hyperbaric oxygen therapy, acupuncture, and continued physicaloccupational therapy (all of which her insurance does not cover). I am not posting this offer and special pricing to see how many projects I can get for such a nominal fee, I am sending this note out to the universe to HELP MY MOM - to connect with people who need a beautiful resume or amazing article and who want to help me to help my mom because they understand (whether through their own personal experience or from knowing someone else) - the challenging and wonderful role of a caregiver - who understand the EMOTIONAL, PHYSICAL, INTELLECTUAL, SPIRITUAL, and FINANCIAL strength that is needed to be a caregiver - and the importance (for the person we are caring for) of ACTING AS IF we have all that strength even during those brief moments we may not.
Your life's purpose ed; it wants to know what you are waiting for now, and if NOT NOW, when?
Get a truly one-of-a-kind resume or article that you can send out into the universe proudly and confidently; help a beautiful person stand and walk again. I KNOW you will L-O-V-E what I create for you. God has connected me with many wonderful people through this posting already and they have all been absolutely thrilled with the work I have done for them. I treat every client, evey person, every project with the same attention to detail, creativity, time, and effort that I do everything in life - whether you donate $75 or $.
surround yourself with people, places, and things that enlighten, uplift, and inspire you
listen to your grandparents
laugh a lot
learn something new
sit still
catch lightning bugs
get involved
breathe deeply
boogie under the stars
listen to your gut
nap
taste a snowflake
be barefoot
turn on the light
go outside
love unconditionally
drink water
recycle
forgive yourself and others
vote
speak out
read one book after another
relax
go fishing with your dad
listen attentively
take bubble baths
rub a dog's belly
be joy-filled
plant some seeds
create wondrous moments
walk in the rain
send wildflowers
tell the truth
be kind to animals
open a window
embrace individuality
hug your mom
walk in the woods
stand for something
spend time with ren
make a difference
dance
look in a lake
make good choices
shine
stand like a tree
be good to others
believe in miracles (vf, )
IF YOU ARE SINCERE AND CHOOSE TO RESPOND TO THIS POSTING AS AN AUTHENTIC PERSON WHO NEEDS A PROFESSIONAL WRITING PROJECT, please type "WRITE FOR MOM" in the subject linearea of your posting - otherwise your will NOT be opened and will go directly to SPAM reporting. I don't have the time in my day to sift through hundreds of spamscam s filled with misspelled words and false statements; I am a REAL person, a REAL writer, and a REAL 24-hour, TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK caregiver - there are NOT ENOUGH hours in the day for me as it is to accomplish everything I need to for my mom, with my mom; I can barely remember if I took a shower in the past day or not. PLEASE, if you exist - if you are a REAL PERSON WHO NEEDS HELP WITH a WRITING PROJECT AND WHO will make A DONATION IN EXCHANGE FOR MY GOD-GIVEN EXPERTISEGIFT - contact me.
I believe in the philosophy of "pay it forward" and know, firsthand, that the more we do to be of service to others, to help others, to make things better than how we find them - the more of God's blessings come back around to us over and over.
AND HERE'S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU ARE TOSSING AND TURNING LIKE A SALAD AT NIGHT WONDERING WHY NO ONE IS RESPONDING TO YOUR RESUME OR HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GET THE WORD OUT ABOUT YOUR AMAZING BUSINESS AND SERVICES: you noticed and read my entire posting all the way to this point - you've read the whole thing. I can do the same for what I write forabout you.
REMEMBER: type "WRITE FOR MOM" in the heading or it goes to spam report!
and, most importantly,
CALL YOUR MOM !!!
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